On Saturday, over a period of 6 hours, we received a total of 14 spam comments. We could’ve had porn, Viagra, and refinancing schemes coming out of our ears, but I chose the high road, and threw that shit away. Unfortunately, as I frothed at the mouth while giving my pointer finger repetitive stress syndrome, I managed to delete some legitimate comments. For a blog that gets all of three reader comments a fucking week, this is bad news.
If I actually managed to keep the back end updated with the latest version of Wordpress, maybe I’d be able to recover these tomes of wisdom. As it is, I still have “WordPress 2.6 is available” screaming at me every time I log on to hack out the rotting, wrinkled, stinking and altogether idiotic spam. I mean, really, who in their right mind would use a list of links that say nothing but “adult” to find their latest tossing material?
As irritating as it is, the whole spam business reminds me of what this blog is actually about; music. Someone says it every year, and now it’s my turn; music has sucked lately. Of course, I’m ignoring the elephant that is Music For Animal’s tour, Islands’ release of The Arm, or The Shredding Tear’s second album. Three elephants, one elephant, I’m ignoring them all, for one reason.
This.
Yes. I don’t really have to say much about it. The song manages to wander so far into the territory of bands started in eigth grade (that practiced once and was cut short when Jimmy’s mom came to pick him up at eight) that I really could just sit back and laugh.
Let me tell you something. If you’re enjoying this kind of packaged rebellion with any kind of repetition, you are a moron. Katy Perry has never released anything that wanders far from the comfortable realm of sexuality. Now, I’ve got nothing against songs about sex. Being a fan of it, I’m not really allowed to make that kind of general statement anyway. But when musicians can be guaranteed fame by oozing a steady stream of singles like “Ur So Gay” and “I Kissed A Girl”, there is something seriously wrong with the consumers.
After a few minutes of scowling, I finally decided that it’s simply because the lowest common denominator is a whole lot lower than our parents and teachers wanted us to believe. In so many words; people are retarded.